Mon 23 Mar 2009

Nice lyrics and Song... listening this continously since hours...

Jogi Mahi, Heer Raanjhana,
Sab Nu Ja Ke Main Yeh Bolna,
Baat Bol Ke,
Raaz Kholna,

Suno Ik Thi Kaanch Ki Gudiya,
Suno Ik Thi Pyaar Ki Pudiya
Sadke,
Uss Pyaar Ke.

Pyaar Maanga Tha Maine Rabb Se,
Woh Rehta Tha Yahin Pe
Maangun Mein Yehi Duayein,
Laut Aaye Woh Kahin Se

Jogi Mahi, Heer Raanjhana,
Sab Nu Ja Ke Main Yeh Bolna,
Baat Bol Ke,
Raaz Kholna,

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Wed 18 Mar 2009
Yeh Document, Yeh Meetings, Yeh Features Ki Duniya
 
Yeh Insaan Ke Dushman, Yeh Cursors Ki Duniya
 
Yeh Deadlines Ke Bhooke, Management Ki Duniya
 
Yeh Product Agar Ban Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?
 
Yahaan Ek Khilona Hai Programmer Ki Hasti
 
Yahaan Basti Hai Murda Bug-Fixers Ki Basti
 
Yahaan Par To Raises Hai, Inflation Se Sasti
 
Yeh Review Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?
 
Har Ek Keyboard Ghayal, Har Ek Mouse Hay Pyasa
 
Excel Mein Uljhan, Winword Mein Udaasi
 
Yeh Release Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?
 
Jalaa Do Ise, Phoonk Do Yeh Monitor
 
Mere Saamne Se Hataa Do Yeh Manager Ki Moorat
 
Tumahaara Hai Tumhi Sambhaalo Ye Computer
 
Yeh Product Agar Chal Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?
 
 
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Wed 18 Mar 2009

A Hero with Heroin on Chat

 
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
 
Heroin: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
 
Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat
 
Heroin: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
 
Hero: OK
 
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
 
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
 
Hero: [**** She always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
 
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,Given value of n. Would you give  this by today evening?
 
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.
 
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
 
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for heroin to Arrive.
 
All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
 
Heroin: Hey, am back
 
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, she's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
 
Heroin: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
 
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
 
Heroin: Hey, can u do me a favor
 
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
 
Heroin: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime  Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out
 
Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.ok?
 
Heroin: THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU  KNOW WHO I AM NOW!! YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
 
 
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Thu 12 Mar 2009

Assalamu alaika ayyuhannabiyyu warahmatuLlahi wabarakatuhu


Assalamu alaika ayyuhar rahmatallil aalameen warahmatuLlahi wabarakatuhu


اللهم صلي و سلم و بارك علي محمد و صلي علي اله محمد

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Sat 7 Mar 2009

Almighty Allah says: "Surely Allah and His angels send blessings on the Holy Prophet (sallaLlahu ‘alaihi wa sallum). O you who believe! send blessings (durood) and salutations (salaams) on the Prophet with worthy salutation". (Surah al-Ahzab: 56) 

 

اللهم صلي و سلم و بارك علي محمد و صلي علي اله محمد

 


Narrated by Ubayy ibn Ka'b (Radi Allah Ta'lah Anhu): "I said: Allah's Messenger (SallaLlaho-alaihi-wasallum), I invoke blessings upon you very frequently. How much of my supplication should I devote to you. He said: As much as you like. I said: May it be a quarter? He said: As much as you like, but if you increase it, it will be good for you. I said: May it be a half? He said: As much as you like, but if you increase it, it will be good for you. I said: May it be two thirds? He said: As much as you like but if you make an increase in it, it will be better. I said: May I devote the whole of my supplication to you (that I make in my prayer)? Thereupon he said: In that case it will take care of you and your sins would be expiated."

Tirmidhi transmitted it. Hadith No. 929 of Mishkat al-Masabih

 

 

اللهم صلي و سلم و بارك علي محمد و صلي علي اله محمد

 

 

Sending peace and blessings on Fridays has been especially emphasized. Narrated Abu Darda (radiAllahu anahu) that The Prophet (salAllahu alayhi wasalam) said: 'Invoke blessings on me abundantly on the day of Jum‘ah (Friday) for it is witnessed. The angels attend it, and none invokes blessings on me but his supplication is presented to me till he stops.' I asked whether that applied also after his death, and he replied, 'Allah has prohibited the Earth from consuming the bodies of the prophets; so Allah's prophets are alive and given provision..'
[Ibn Majah no.1366 Mishkat al-Masabih]

 

 

اللهم صلي و سلم و بارك علي محمد و صلي علي اله محمد

 

 

There are also severe warnings for not sending prayers and blessings such as miser / dust on face when Muhammad (sallaLlahu ‘alaihi wa sallum) name is mentioned.

 

اللهم صلي و سلم و بارك علي محمد و صلي علي اله محمد

 

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