Following jokes are dedicated to sweet memons and for their sweet smiles....

Cheers,

Faisal Memon :)

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Memon: Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya?

Shopkeeper: 1rs.

Memon: 60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai?

S.K: 60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.

Memon: Ley 40 Paisay Chilka Rakh Aur Kela Day De

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Teacher: jo ander aaney k liye sab sey chota sentence bolega, usey gift milega.

English child: May i come in?

Urdu child: Main ander askta hoon?

Memon child: Achaan?

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A girl speaks to a boy....

Girl: O bhai jaan please rasta do...!

Boy: Tum larkiyan itna confuse kyun karti ho??

       Ya to BHAI bolo ya JAAN  bolo....!

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Ek Memon Ko Jin Charh Gaya

3 Din Baad

Jin Khud Aalim Ke Paas Gaya Aur

Bola:

Aalim Sahab!

MUjhe Bahar Nikalo

Mein To Bhooka Hee Mar Jaonga

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Memon Ko Current Laga…

Begum Ne Poocha:

Kuch Howa To Nahi..?

Memon Bola:

Mujhe Chorr

Bahir Jaa Kar Deakh

“UNIT” Kitne Gire Hai.

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Memon At Petrol Pump:

Bhai aadha liter Ka Petrol Dal Do.

Salesman:

Bhai Itna Sara Petrol

Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon:

Jana Kahan Hai

Hm To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…

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A Memon On His Death Time.

My Wife, Where R U ?

Wife:

Yes, I’m Here

My Sons & Daughters

Ru All Here?

Yes, Papa

Memon:

To Phir Brabar Wale Kamre

Ka Pankha Q Khula Hay ???

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Na ya CHAND hoga na TARAY hongy,

Kiya hum hamesha "KANWARAY" hongy 

Is duniya ma kitno k NIKAH ho gay....

Kiya naseeb ma humare sirf "NIKAH K CHUNWARY" hongy

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Bhool kar bhi kisi ko na rulana,

Zindagi ma sabko hasana,

Dushman ko bhe galy lagana,

Phir bhe koi ghum day to 0900 78601 pa phone lagana

"TAPKA DENGE SALAY KO"

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