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04-07-2008 Dead Lock - Boss and Secratory
01-04-2008 THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE
16-05-2007 tamatar khao
28-03-2007 just for laughs
01-12-2006 santa jokes
03-10-2006 Stupid questions
21-06-2006 Smart Pakistani
17-05-2006 Sardar on horse
Thu 18 Jun 2009

Following jokes are dedicated to sweet memons and for their sweet smiles....

Cheers,

Faisal Memon :)

 

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Memon: Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya?

Shopkeeper: 1rs.

Memon: 60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai?

S.K: 60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.

Memon: Ley 40 Paisay Chilka Rakh Aur Kela Day De

 

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Teacher: jo ander aaney k liye sab sey chota sentence bolega, usey gift milega.

English child: May i come in?

Urdu child: Main ander askta hoon?

Memon child: Achaan?

 

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A girl speaks to a boy....

Girl: O bhai jaan please rasta do...!

Boy: Tum larkiyan itna confuse kyun karti ho??

       Ya to BHAI bolo ya JAAN  bolo....!

 

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Ek Memon Ko Jin Charh Gaya

3 Din Baad

Jin Khud Aalim Ke Paas Gaya Aur

Bola:

Aalim Sahab!

MUjhe Bahar Nikalo

Mein To Bhooka Hee Mar Jaonga

 

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Memon Ko Current Laga…

Begum Ne Poocha:

Kuch Howa To Nahi..?

 

Memon Bola:

Mujhe Chorr

Bahir Jaa Kar Deakh

“UNIT” Kitne Gire Hai.

 

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Memon At Petrol Pump:

Bhai aadha liter Ka Petrol Dal Do.

 

Salesman:

Bhai Itna Sara Petrol

Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai?

 

Memon:

Jana Kahan Hai

Hm To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…

 

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A Memon On His Death Time.

My Wife, Where R U ?

Wife:

Yes, I’m Here

 

My Sons & Daughters

Ru All Here?

Yes, Papa

 

Memon:

To Phir Brabar Wale Kamre

Ka Pankha Q Khula Hay ???

 

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Na ya CHAND hoga na TARAY hongy,

Kiya hum hamesha "KANWARAY" hongy 

Is duniya ma kitno k NIKAH ho gay....

Kiya naseeb ma humare sirf "NIKAH K CHUNWARY" hongy

 

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Bhool kar bhi kisi ko na rulana,

Zindagi ma sabko hasana,

Dushman ko bhe galy lagana,

Phir bhe koi ghum day to 0900 78601 pa phone lagana

"TAPKA DENGE SALAY KO"

 

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Wed 18 Mar 2009

A Hero with Heroin on Chat

 
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
 
Heroin: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
 
Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat
 
Heroin: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
 
Hero: OK
 
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
 
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
 
Hero: [**** She always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
 
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,Given value of n. Would you give  this by today evening?
 
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.
 
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
 
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for heroin to Arrive.
 
All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
 
Heroin: Hey, am back
 
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, she's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
 
Heroin: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
 
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
 
Heroin: Hey, can u do me a favor
 
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
 
Heroin: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime  Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out
 
Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.ok?
 
Heroin: THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU  KNOW WHO I AM NOW!! YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
 
 
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Fri 4 Jul 2008


Any of you who had difficulty understanding Thread Deadlocks.
This is for you….


Boss says to Secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.

Secretary makes call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband makes call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let’s spend the week together.

Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.

Grandpa (the 1st boss) makes call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary makes call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband makes call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa makes call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.

!!!!!!!!!!!! !
This IS called deadlock. Can't open .

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Tue 1 Apr 2008


Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.
They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.
Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known 'happy going marriage'. 


Editor: 'Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? '
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:


'We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.
Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.


My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
 

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said 'This is your first time'.

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.

This time she again kept calm and said 'This is your second time' and continued.


When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: 'What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you  crazy?' ..

She gave a silent look and said: 'This is your first time!!!'.' 

Husband:'That's it. We are happy ever after. '

 

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Wed 16 May 2007

aik fakir bus stop  pay kharay howay admi say.....

bhai ALLAH kay naam pay do ropay day do rooti khaonga....

Admi tamater khaoo.....

fakir us kay paas kharay howay admi say khayta hay bhai aajeeb admi hay

main khayraha hon roti khani hay do ropay day do yah kahyraha hay itni mayhanggayi kay dor main tamater khaoo.......

dosra admi........bhai fakir yah aadmi totla hay aur tum ko khayraha hay kama kr khaoo

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