Sun 26 Oct 2008

IT Designations


Wonderful definitions of IT designations at office.

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver ababy.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babiesin one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'llproduce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby

 

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12/2/2008 | sajid  Sweden
hhahahahahahhhhaha .. very funny .. i recalled few of them

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