The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting.
The lion has come,
the tiger has come,
the elephant has come,
the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn't started.
Guess why ?
Because the Donkey is still busy in reading this SMS !



Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION

When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY




Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!

WIFE satys No, it means -
With
Idiot
for
Ever



Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1

Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya



Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya...
Khushbu teri sath laya...
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...
Ke Lagta hai ki...
Aaj bhi TU...

Nahin
'NAHAYA'.....
PERFUME LAGAYA..



1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.




Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.




From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!




Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...




Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,
lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko,
par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...



Meri Taraf se APKO 1 "PAPPI"
Aapki Saheli ko 1"PAPPI"
Saheli Ki Saheli ko bhi 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj Hi mere "Doggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko Janam Diya!






  ,-'''-.-'''-.
  (  you&me)
  '-.       .-'
       'v'

have unique & strange Friendship
 /)/)
( ';' )
(,) (,)
ME unique

<) ''.'.'' (>
  (  (oo)  )
 (,,,) - (,,,)
You so strange




If you eve want 2 suceed in your life,
be sweet as Honey,
Be regular as Clock,
be fresh as rose,
Be soft as Tissue,
Be strong as Rock
and be good as !!!!me.....






I chased love i found friendship,
i chased desires i found hopes,
i chased reality i found dreams,
i chased a monkey and i found you.





Only the open heart receives
LOVE

Only the open mind receives
WISDOM

Only the open hand receives
GIFTS

and...

Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!





This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!





TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
PER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!




Hello
DEAR
Where R U
Now...?
No Visits...,
No Calls....,
No SMS from Wik,
No Missed calls,
I M So worried...
---------
Are U n JAIL again?



aabe o burai ke rasgulle,
pap ki barfi, bewafai ke laddu,
matlabi chuski, badmashi ke pedhe,
jhoot ke kalakand ...

Tu bada hi sweet hai re....




Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai,

Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai....






Kya aap...
Close Up
karte hai...?

Kya aap Confidence
se Chalte hai...!

Kya aap Penalty
Bharte hai...!

"MoBile "k
bill se
darte hai...!

To aap
sMs Kyo nahi
karte hai?






If u Read This,
I'm SmArT.

If u Save This,
U Agree I'm SmArT.

If u 4ward This,
Ur Spraeding Tht I'm SmArT..

n if u Del This,

U'r Jealous
"B'cos I'm SmArT"





SMS
BHEJO
WARNA

"r--._,---------.
"_, .c-.------"""
/   i--"
C__J YE DEKHA?
HAI NA? PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE ME?





Galileo:
Great Mind

Einstein:
Genius Mind

Newton:
Extraordinary Mind

Bill Gates:
Brilliant Mind

Me:
Mastermind
You:
never mind




Duniya mein 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai
..... Paisa ..................
.......Maut............
.........aur.........
.........aur......]
.......aur.......
aur.........
mera SMS


Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan,
Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan,
Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan,
Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"



What is a Girl Friend?
Ans:
Addition of Problem,
Substraction of Money,
Multiplication of Enemy,
Division of Friends....

So be careful





Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
Neighbour's Dog!




Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,

But your Brain will never start working!




I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry, I Cry
U laugh... I laugh..
U jump out of d window... I look down n then..
I laugh again... ha ha ha



In French: "Bon jour"
In Spanish: "Te Quiro"
In Italian " Teamo"
In Yugoslav "Volim Te"
In English "Good Morning"
In Punjabi " Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?"



Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat hi kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na karo,
call nahi to missed call hi kiya karo...!